Help I Sexted My Boss

Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries…

William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket.

Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life.

After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe.

Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation.

There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on.

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching.

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning.Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now!